bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes


aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell


sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability)


*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*


Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??