dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

placatory:

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

image

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad