sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

placatory:

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

image

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined